Retro Existential Humor Quote Graphic Pullover Hoodie
Hoodies · printed to order · Bella+Canvas 3001
Retro Existential Humor Quote Graphic Pullover Hoodie
- Printed in 3–4 business days, then 7–9 business days in transit. US addresses only.
- $7.95 shipping under $60. Free at $60 and above.
- 30-day returns from delivery. We email the prepaid label. No restocking fee.
Dark humor meets faded seventies styling in this retro existential quote pullover hoodie, printed with sunset-striped lettering across the chest. It suits anyone who copes with a joke, and the roomy unisex cut and hood make it a comfortable choice for coffee runs, long shifts and quiet evenings in.
Key Features
- Sun-faded retro lettering delivers deadpan humor with vintage seventies styling
- Roomy adult unisex cut leaves space for a tee or long sleeve underneath
- Nine colorways run from crisp white to burgundy, navy blue and sage green
- Hood and long sleeves add warmth for cool evenings and drafty rooms
- Sizes from Small to XX-Large make gifting a safe bet
Specifications
- Fit: Adult unisex
- Sizes: Small, Medium, Large, X-Large, XX-Large
- Colors: Asphalt grey, black, burgundy, dark heather grey, heather grey, navy blue, royal blue, sage green, white
- Style: Pullover hoodie with hood and long sleeves
Why You'll Love It
Wear it to open mic nights, long commutes, thrift crawls or a low-key hangout with friends who share your humor. It makes a memorable birthday gift and pairs well with wide-leg denim, corduroy trousers and worn sneakers.
Colors we print this on (9)
The art prints on a white panel. It disappears on White, is faint on Ash, Natural and the light heathers, and shows as a white rectangle on every darker color. Why, and what to do about it.
Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001 fits true to size. Between sizes? Go up. Most colors run S to 2XL: 3XL is made in White, Athletic Heather and Black only. Flat measurements in inches:
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
The size list marks any combination our print partner cannot supply as unavailable. Chest is measured flat, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is from the top of the shoulder to the hem. How to measure a tee you own.
Fabric and care
Bella+Canvas 3001: 4.2 oz. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; heather colors are cotton and polyester blends. Side-seamed, retail fit. Blank sewn in Honduras according to our print partner's listing.
Printed to order with direct-to-garment or direct-to-film ink at our print partner's facility nearest you, usually in the United States.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron over the print.
Shipping and returns
10–13 business days door to door: 3–4 to print, 7–9 in transit. Tracking arrives by email when the package leaves.
Cut-off: orders placed after 4:00 PM MT are processed the next business day. Orders placed on a weekend or a US federal holiday start on the next business day.
Shipping: $7.95 under $60, free at $60 and above. US only. Nothing due on delivery.
Returns: 30 days from delivery. Email us, we send a prepaid label, refund within 5–7 business days of receipt. No restocking fee. Print defects and damage: send 2 photos, we reprint or refund, you keep the shirt.
