No Kisses, Hooman Woman & Ginger Cat T-Shirt
T-Shirt · printed to order · Bella+Canvas 3001
No Kisses, Hooman Woman & Ginger Cat T-Shirt
- Printed in 3–4 business days, then 7–9 business days in transit. US addresses only.
- $7.95 shipping under $60. Free at $60 and above.
- 30-day returns from delivery. We email the prepaid label. No restocking fee.
For anyone whose cat accepts affection on the cat's terms only.
The front art is a dark-haired woman in a blue shirt leaning in for a kiss while a plump ginger cat plants a paw on her mouth. The scene sits inside a brown porthole-style ring, with chunky 3D lettering below that reads "No kisses, hooman."
Choosing a color: the art is printed on a white panel. On White the panel disappears. On Ash, Natural and the light heathers it shows as a faint rectangle. On every darker color it shows as a clear white rectangle behind the art. Look at the picture of the color you want before you order.
- Blank: Bella+Canvas 3001, 4.2 oz. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; heather colors are cotton and polyester blends.
- Fit: unisex retail fit, true to size. Between sizes? Most people size up.
- Sizes: S to 2XL in most colors. 3XL is made in three colors only: White, Athletic Heather and Black. The size list marks any combination our print partner cannot supply as unavailable.
- Print: direct-to-garment (DTG) or direct-to-film (DTF), depending on the facility that prints your order.
- Origin: blank sewn in Honduras according to our print partner's listing. Printed to order at our print partner's facility nearest you, usually in the United States.
- Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron the print.
For the cat parent who gets held at arm's length every day. Measurements are in the size guide below.
Colors we print this on (19)
The art prints on a white panel. It disappears on White, is faint on Ash, Natural and the light heathers, and shows as a white rectangle on every darker color. Why, and what to do about it.
Size guide
Bella+Canvas 3001 fits true to size. Between sizes? Go up. Most colors run S to 2XL: 3XL is made in White, Athletic Heather and Black only. Flat measurements in inches:
| Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
The size list marks any combination our print partner cannot supply as unavailable. Chest is measured flat, 1 inch below the armhole. Length is from the top of the shoulder to the hem. How to measure a tee you own.
Fabric and care
Bella+Canvas 3001: 4.2 oz. Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; heather colors are cotton and polyester blends. Side-seamed, retail fit. Blank sewn in Honduras according to our print partner's listing.
Printed to order with direct-to-garment or direct-to-film ink at our print partner's facility nearest you, usually in the United States.
Care: machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. No bleach. Do not iron over the print.
Shipping and returns
10–13 business days door to door: 3–4 to print, 7–9 in transit. Tracking arrives by email when the package leaves.
Cut-off: orders placed after 4:00 PM MT are processed the next business day. Orders placed on a weekend or a US federal holiday start on the next business day.
Shipping: $7.95 under $60, free at $60 and above. US only. Nothing due on delivery.
Returns: 30 days from delivery. Email us, we send a prepaid label, refund within 5–7 business days of receipt. No restocking fee. Print defects and damage: send 2 photos, we reprint or refund, you keep the shirt.
